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Wednesday, November 29, 2006

The Final Countdown.

It is so weird to work with 12-14 year olds. It's kind of like being in junior high school again: being in class (I don't really teach; I'm just helping out, but sometimes it feels like I'm just making presentations to the class. Weird.), eating in the cafeteria (but en la mesa de los profesores), walking home (or sometimes taking the bus if I'm lazy), and surrounded by acne and awkward kids (except this time I don't have the acne nor am I an awkward kid--just an awkward 24-year old!).

On the bus ride home today, a student sat next to me and started playing his ringtones for me. Well, first he asked me what kind of American music I like. I struggled, and he cut me off--"Name a band to see if I recognize them." I don't know why, but I said, "Rilo Kiley." He didn't recognize them. After that, he wanted to go through each of his American music ringtones to see if I knew the song or not. "50 Cent, yeah. What is that, Good Charlotte?" "No, Simple Plan. They're Canadian." "Oh. Yeah, Eminem. Oh, the Austin Powers song." And then he played "Final Countdown" by Europe! I laughed, and he asked me why I laughed. "Es muy graciosa esa canción."

Saturday, November 25, 2006

Digo.

I've come across two phrases that I didn't think translated to Spanish, but apparently I was wrong. I think they are becoming my favorite things to say. If only there were more occasions to use them.

Anyway, say someone owes you like a dollar or something. If you don't want them to pay you back, you could say, "No, it's cool." In Spanish: "Es güay." Güay pretty much translates to cool. My roommate Macu told me that when I asked her how much I owed her for something. I learned another one from my other roommate, Jose. I forget what we were talking about--oh wait, we were talking about his new cell phone. He was telling me that he got it for free, and I said something like, "What more could you ask for?" because it looked like a nice phone. He said the Spanish version of "I'm sayin'." "Digo." He even said it in the same tone I use whenever I say, "I'm sayin'"!

Okay, I'm even boring myself now so I'll stop.

Friday, November 24, 2006

Baby's a dog.

I can't believe that I was just at a bar that played Postal Service ("Such Great Heights"), The Breeders ("Cannonball"), Imperial Teen ("Baby") and Franz Ferdinand ("Take Me Out").

I love it. In fact, I loved it so much that I went to thank the DJ for playing such great music. There were two DJs, so I asked, "Who played Imperial Teen?" The guy said, "Yo," (Spanish, of course), so I told him, "¡Que bien! ¡Excelente!" and gave him two thumbs up. Being lame is fun. I love Village Green.

Also, I saw Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith today. By complete coincidence, we found out that Antonio (or Tony, as I call him) is premiering his new movie in Málaga tonight. It just so happened that the movie theatre at which this was happening is right in front of where we were botellón-ing, so we noticed a huge crowd waiting for them. An hour or so later, they strutted out and were driven off in their fancy, chauffered car. How fun! If I weren't as drunk as I am now, I would post a picture. Instead, I'll just go to sleep.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

¿Hay algún problemilla?

It's odd to come home after work and find the apartment completely empty. There are four of us living here, with each of us having different schedules. I've got to say, though, I really like it. Here's to 3-minute couscous, diet Pepsi, ham sandwiches, and me!

The kids were terrible today. Let's just say that when the last bell rang, I had to break up a fight between Omar and Andrés. Poor Omar looked frightened to death because Andrés told him, "Te voy a romper la cabeza." Strangely, though, Andrés decided to kick him after saying that. I had to take Andrés aside, tell him to calm the fuck down and go somewhere else. Then Omar was just standing in front of the school, with a very cautious eye to see if Andrés was anywhere around. (Andrés is a year older than him). I tried to calm Omar down, too, but I think he just wanted to go home already, so I told him to do that. Oh, these crazy kids.

Also, just before the last bell rang, the teacher was going to tell the students their test scores. This one kid Alejandro--kind of a troublemaker, but overall, he's a good kid--went up to ask his score, but the teacher said, "You didn't take the exam. I didn't grade anything for you," because, I'm guessing, she lost his exam. Alejandro totally lost it when she said that because he did in fact take the exam. She usually tells him that and she's right, but she was wrong this time and he tapped into his 12-year-old rage. It was almost cute to see such a little boy trying to be big boy angry. He started complaining and stomped out of the room (of course, on his way out, he had to push his desk and almost knock it over), then he threw his pencil (or maybe it was a paper clip he had been playing with earlier). Two minutes later, he comes back in, yelling that he did in fact take the test and telling the teacher, "¡Es tu culpa si no lo corregiste!" The teacher handled it really well, though, and didn't yell. She asked him to calm down, which he did, and then admitted she must be wrong. At that point, though, she looked at me and said, "You can go if you like," so I high-tailed it out of there. That's when I ran into Omar and Andrés about to fight.

I just realized I told my story backwards.

Monday, November 20, 2006

La china mandarina.

Today was the perfect day to do laundry. I got out of work early, so I decided to walk home instead of taking the bus because the weather was perfect and I had my iPod. I noticed that it was a little windy and thought, "Hey, I think this is perfect laundry weather." So, I went with my gut--after I filled it up with some salad and cardboard frozen pizza, of course--and did my laundry. It's the first time my clothes have dried by sunset! All other times I've needed to leave them hanging overnight, sometimes even into the next day (or leave them hanging for three to four days that one time when it wouldn't stop raining and I had to buy a tendedero plegable so I could dry them on the terrace). What a great day.

I also forgot to mention two new food discoveries that I've been enjoying very much. Both were introduced to me by Lily, with whom I've been hanging out a lot recently. We work at the same school and live two blocks from each other, so it's a bit unavoidable. She's really crazy, which makes it fun. We were watching this program about meteors and craters, and I can tell her things like, "I wish I could punch your face and create a crater as big as that one," while I make a fist and stare her down, and she'll laugh, not miss a beat, and tell me to shut up and go make her lunch. Anyway, she was digging around my cabinets looking for food and she decided to eat some of my Nutella. Not wanting to dirty a spoon, she grabbed my bag of pretzels and started dipping away. Mmm! You'd better run out right now and buy yourself some Nutella and some pretzels and dip until your cold little heart begins to beat again. I swear. Second-of-ly: mandarines in your salad. I went over to her house for lunch one day, and she made this huge salad (which was great, by the way, and I've been trying to re-create it ever since to no avail). She included a couple of mandarines, and boy, when you get a big bite of salad that includes some mandarine, you'll go insane. Really, you will. Try it, you big pig!

Great, now I'm hungry.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Tú eres golosa.

Here are two quick lists.

Things I've had a tough time getting used to in Spain:

  • The andaluz accent.
  • Bagging your own groceries.
  • Walking up a big hill to get to work.
  • Answering my phone without saying, "Hello."
  • Eating an early breakfast followed by a late lunch and late dinner.
  • Ham. Lots of ham.
  • Not having a car. In other words, waiting about an hour for the bus home whenever I go out at night.
  • People not understanding pop culture references. ("¿Tú conoces a Snoop Dogg?"')
  • The wimpy rain. It's more like a mist.
  • All businesses close from 2pm-5pm every day and on Sundays.
  • The bureaucracy involved with every little thing.
  • The stares you get because you look and sound foreign.
  • Feeling like an idiot most of the time you speak with a stranger because you aren't talking in your native language.
  • A lot of cafes or restaurants not having a printed menu.
  • Water in a restaurant is not free.


Things I've more than enjoyed getting used to:

  • Taking a siesta after a big lunch.
  • Speaking with an andaluz accent.
  • Making fun of the andaluz accent.
  • Saying, "vale," instead of "okay."
  • No tipping at restaurants/bars!
  • Learning a different monetary system.
  • Living right above a row of restaurants.
  • Seeing the Mediterranean every day.
  • The cloudless, perfect blue skies.
  • Joking around with my students.
  • Being late is expected.
  • The food. Oh, the glorious food.
  • Using olive oil and vinegar as salad dressing instead of French or Ranch.
  • The fact that having a beer is acceptable pretty much at any time--and cheaper than water!
  • Drinking in the streets.
  • Cooking with friends.


There are plenty more, I'm sure, but that's it for now. I just wanted to post something because I finally got my Internet access back, and I'm aching for something to do online.

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Chut up!

Since the school where I work is a bilingual school, some of the 'regular' classes (like science or technology class) are taught in English. On a side note, I think that I, instead of Lily, was given the P.E. classes just because I'm male. She was really interested in taking the P.E. classes, but the department head wouldn't budge. Anyway, two of my English classes are P.E. classes. That sounds weird, but it works out well. Nini, the P.E. teacher, always has a list of exercises or games that the kids will play, and she has to give out instructions, so I work with her to translate the instructions to English. The kids always get crazy, though, so Nini gets frustrated and has to shout over them, and she does it in English, so she gets her words mixed up or says awkward phrases. There's one phrase she uses at least once each class: "shut up." The first time I heard her yell, "Shut up!" to the students, I looked over at her because whenever she's unsure of a phrase, she'll ask me if it's okay. She didn't look at me, though--she was sure. Now I think it's funny to hear her yell that out because I don't think she realizes that "shut up" isn't normally used in a classroom.

This Tuesday, she had an interesting exercise for the kids. When she first explained it to me in Spanish so that I could translate, I had to have her explain it more than once because I kind of couldn't believe that's what she wanted the kids to do! First, they had to get into pairs with each pair having two jump ropes. Then one of the two kids had to chase the other one around the court, jump ropes in hand, and catch their partner. They were supposed to then sit the partner down and tie them up with the jump ropes! Crazy. It seemed that the kids loved it, though. It was a bit sadistic, but I always say my day isn't complete without a bit of sadomasochism.

In another class, I had prepared a small lecture/conversation about Halloween because the teacher wanted me to. I'm starting to really not like her teaching style, though, and I doubt I'll continue to put too much effort into the assignments she gives me ("bring a game that uses the possessive case," "something for Halloween," "get them to talk") because of what she did on Tuesday. I was talking to the kids about Halloween, and they were getting excited because they love it. They were talking about zombies, vampires, stuff like that, and they were even doing it in English! I was about to explain to them how trick-or-treating works in the U.S., but apparently they were talking too much so the teacher completely cut me off and said, "Ya, that's it, Halloween is over. No more. Now we'll just sit here quietly until the bell rings." They weren't being that bad! I've seen them plenty worse. So, we didn't even get to play the game that I had made up for the kids. I worked on that shit the night before! It sucked, and it's discouraging because it seems that a lot of the teachers don't really give the kids a chance. There are times when we work on English exercises in class, and I ask everyone in class to complete one exercise out loud. Some kids, though, tell me, "No, I can't," or, "I don't know how," as if that were enough for me to say, "Oh, okay. Next." I'm beginning to think that that's what some of the teachers do, though. When I push the kids who tell me that, though, and tell them just to try, that I'll help them, they usually get it correct. I don't know if they're being lazy or lack confidence.




Halloween was crazy in Málaga. We even had trick-or-treaters at our apartment! Some kids buzzed the apartment and yelled "Truco trato! Abre!" so I buzzed the door open. Sarah and I realized, though, that we didn't have any candy to give them, so we were running around the kitchen trying to find something. The best we could come up with was an apple, but I think we both remembered hating going to those houses, so we didn't give them anything. Sad. Instead we just took pictures of them! Heh, one of the kids in the picture looks so annoyed, like, "I came for candy, not this shit."

So many people were dressed up on the bus ride downtown. I didn't expect it at all because not too many people celebrate Halloween here. But, I guess the younger people do. Only a few auxiliares dressed up. Sarah had devil horns on, Lily was a Mexican (she had a Mexican dress), Janica was a cat, and Simone and Christina went out as a domestic fight (black eyes, bruises, cuts).

Village Green--a bar that I've really grown to like, the place where I've heard Beck, Le Tigre, Los Planetas--was having a Halloween-themed night, but the music sucked. I requested M.I.A. ("Tienes eme ee ah?"), but they didn't have it. I think the DJ just didn't want to take requests. So, we ended up going to a club called White. Oh man, we finally found a place that plays hip-hop. They were playing Missy Elliott, Snoop Dogg, Nelly Furtado, Justin Timberlake, and a whole bunch more new stuff. We requested Outkast, but they didn't play anything. Or, at least I don't -remember- hearing any Outkast :-\. It was fun, but it had an expensive cover charge: 6 euros. Ouch. It was worth it, though. I don't know, though, these Spanish people love to start partying late. Going out at 11pm is lame. The night starts at 12am. People start going to bars at about 2am, and then the bars close at 4am. Then people move on to the discotecas, which don't close until 6 or 7am. I didn't catch a bus home that night (morning?) until 6:20am, and then I fell asleep on the ride home. I wouldn't have known when to get off the bus if Sarah hadn't woken me up. I don't know about that--I'm not hardcore enough for those kind of late nights.